I wrote this at the spur of the moment, when I was really pissed off with the service provider I'm signed up with (notably Singtel - which in my opinion, should be dubbed as ROFLTel or something to that effect).
So yes, this is how I feel whenever I get disconnected or lagged to the point of wanting to commit murder to my poor lappy. Enjoy!
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Dear Singtel,
You have been branded as a criminal for committing the following crimes:
1. lag
2. slow load times
3. inappropriate happy hour
4. frequent disconnections
5. for being a complete a-hole.
Your incompetence deserves to be stripped of all cash to be donated to rival service providers who most probably have better connections than you. As such, I would very much like to asphyxiate your services with some dial up cords and move your services to a technology-less country (or one who still lives in the 12th century BC) where they will appreciate your services more.
Sincerely,
A very unsatisfied customer who swears a lot from getting cut off from GW all the time and usually at the most inappropriate times. Like in the middle of killing a bunch of hard to kill enemies.
So yes, this is how I feel whenever I get disconnected or lagged to the point of wanting to commit murder to my poor lappy. Enjoy!
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Dear Singtel,
You have been branded as a criminal for committing the following crimes:
1. lag
2. slow load times
3. inappropriate happy hour
4. frequent disconnections
5. for being a complete a-hole.
Your incompetence deserves to be stripped of all cash to be donated to rival service providers who most probably have better connections than you. As such, I would very much like to asphyxiate your services with some dial up cords and move your services to a technology-less country (or one who still lives in the 12th century BC) where they will appreciate your services more.
Sincerely,
A very unsatisfied customer who swears a lot from getting cut off from GW all the time and usually at the most inappropriate times. Like in the middle of killing a bunch of hard to kill enemies.
