King of the Hill

Basically this...you post how you dominate the hill from the person who posted last and finsih with either "My Hill" of "King of the Hill"

Example:

1.My Hill
2.I kick your arse with a jackie chan (w/e...trying to shows its random)

My Hill
3. I distract you with a firework display then backstap you

King of the Hill!


since no one opposes me or there isn't any to oppose...i think i mite just take this small insignificant hill

My Hill

I roll a cheese wheel down the hill, which you run after because you are drunk.

My Hill!

I unleash the Tamba. 17-10. Suck it Troy! Er...Rob!

My Hill.

you continue to laugh at your picture, in which by this time i have called down the fiery rein of hell down on you...

My Hill

I unleash a swarm of rabid chickens, which chase you away. my hill.

I have just won the lottery and I have a lot of money now.
I offer you millions of dollars for the hill....but you refuse.
So I am forced to hire the ICEMAN to help me take the hill.

I imagine it goes something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXO5vTJWm-M&feature=related

Only you probably don't last as long as Tito Ortiz..

MY HILL!

I put up signs around your hill advertising free coffee on it, and watch as crazed caffiene addicts chase you away, driven mad by their desperation. I then claim MY HILL.

I snuck something into your food so that you ended up dreaming I sent you this video: Video. Beware.

Which caused you to run away in despair with bouts of manial laughter being heard in the distance.

My hill.

Bat + Your Head = Dead
easy way of disposing the king

My Hill

I throw random junk at you until you flee. my hill.

i Run in with a nuke and BLOW UP THA HILL.


the hill then moves to england.

where i live.

my hill.

I fly over to England, and then lie in wait till you go out to drink somewhere ('cause you always do this), and then shrink the hill with a shrinkray and put it in my pocket. I leave a sign where it was used to be saying to check your Facebook, where I left a message on your status saying 'The Hill doesn't deserve Dubbie's brilliance'. Then I take the hill and enlarge it with an enlarging ray in the middle of Stonehenge. I sit on it and cackle with laugher while I eat from the bag of crisps you're currently looking for after you get home drunk.

All this effort.

My hill!

Your hill unbalances the rocks of Stonehenge and they collapse. You are on the hill and since they don't fall up you are fine, but then the aliens that built Stonehenge return and abduct you.

I guess that makes it...

My Hill!

i then use me superior abilities...to call a strongman to pick up one of the fallen pieces of stonehenge,

throw it...IN YO FACE...but it misses, so as your rofl'ing i smack you one

King of the Hill

I call a crazy woman to come hit you with her slippers, you scream and run. And during that time I get onto the hill and carve into it : Arazez was here.

My hill.

I tell Frodo that the ring of power is hidden in your hill. He goes up there and draws the Nazgul to chase everyone away. My hill.

once the nazgul (and frodo) realise that the ring, is in fact, not on the hill, they chase you away and try to kill you (frodo attempts to bite your kneecaps instead). while you are busy escaping I walk in and take the hill.

My Hill.

I will nicely ask you to leave to hill and be so kind and lovely, that you leave.

The Hill belongs to Me and Sagi

The Arazez was here that i carved onto a hill happened to be alive and eat you, and since im the on who carved it in, it doesnt eat me.

My Hill.

The Arazez was here that happened to be alive got indigestion, and threw up all the stuff it ate, and you were washed away by the vomit wave. after the smell went away, I walked in and claimed the hill.

My Hill.

I called princess peach to bish slap you, you went flying a few feet and i got cosy on the hill.

My hill.

because you wrote "bish slap" and thats not even a word, Princess Peach threw lots of peaches at you until you fled the scene, covered in peach juice. My Hill.

For your information, Princess Peach is my brother, and seeing as he is my brother he towers over you all as I lie and say that you are all out to kill me. He somehow gathers hulk-like Princess Peach strength (waheyy for a contradiction in terms? XD) and in a stormy mood knocks you all off the hill into the sea, where you happen to notice some stongehenge pieces lying ironically along the seabed as you lose conciousness.

I sit on top of the hill in my little tiara and gloat maniacally: MY FREAKING HILL, NUBLETS!

I wasn't kidding about Princess Peach being my bro btw, I call him that. XD I think he'd make an excellent bodyguard too...

I'm just watching War of the Hill. .......... For now.

Whilst you were typing that essay, I walk on and claim the hill.

My hill.