King of the Hill

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Basically this...you post how you dominate the hill from the person who posted last and finsih with either "My Hill" of "King of the Hill"

Example:

1.My Hill
2.I kick your arse with a jackie chan (w/e...trying to shows its random)

My Hill
3. I distract you with a firework display then backstap you

King of the Hill!


since no one opposes me or there isn't any to oppose...i think i mite just take this small insignificant hill

My Hill

I send a harmless Probe up your hill. That Probe warps in a Pylon and several Photon Cannons which force you to leave!

My hill.

I send a priest up the hill, and he makes you feel guilty for possessing weapons of murder. He drags you off to confession. King of the hill

shouldnt that be queen of the hill, seeing as you are in fact, female?

anyway, while you are laughing helplessly at Eldarion being dragged away by a priest, I send in some doctors who believe you to be drugged with laughing gas. as they are taking you away to the hospital, I walk in and claim the hill.

My Hill.

But you'll have to return to the hospital to fill in some bumfs*. In meantime, I'll retake the hill.

My Hill!!


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*I hope it's right translation, it should mean official document papers.

while you're looking up the words in the dictionary, I bump you off the hill and retake it. My hill!




And no Ian I say king of the hill because I follow the rules set in the beginning of the topic xD

While talking to Ian, I'll retake the hill again.

My Hill!

I think what you mean Sagi is forms...

anyway. Zohariel is being sued for "bumping you off" the hill, and when you are in court as a witness, I come in and take the hill. my hill.

Not enough minerals, you have to leave your hill to get more, so its.

My Hill.

But it's not THE HILL, just a little unimportant hillock. I take the hill, while noone there.

My Hill

I look at Sagittario posted on an ant hill, walk past and take control of the actual hill. To make sure no silly comments about the wrong hill come up I paint the words in white hollywood style on the hill. my hill!

the fumes from the paint you used knock you unconcious, and when this happens, I roll you down the hill and claim it for my own.

My Hill.

XD

I fart really loud and walk towards you with a bad stench to say hello and shake hands, however you are incredibly rude and run away, so...

MY HILL!

I realise the extent of my rudeness and bring you a load of food to make up for it. however, when you eat it, you get food poisoning, and as you are rushed to hospital as a quivering, vomiting mass, I claim the hill.

My Hill.

I throw the hospital at you.

My hill.

as you throw the hospital the girls realize that you must be incredibly well built and they drag you off to a celebrity lounge. My hill!

i slash them into pieces with two swords and leave their body parts all over the ground to get away from them. i limp back towards the hill with blood all over me i lift my face up and glare at you. you run away.

my hill

you are arrested by police for murder and locked away for eternity. I casually stroll in and take the hill.

My Hill.

the definition of eternity in the dictionary changes into : 5 Days.

i come back towards the hill pick up your pc and kick it to the antarctic, you go on a quest to find it, i barricade the hill

My hill.

you decided to barricade the hill with wood - i send in termites and soon your barricade is weak enough for me to break through it and chase you away. My hill!

i turn around and put my hand out and say - Stop.
i go back and take the hill
My Hill.

however, when you get there, the barricade that was set up on the hill and weakened by termites collapses on you, allowing me to get a bulldozer and push you, along with the wreckage, off of the hill.

My Hill.

Angry that you destroyed the heaven I created for them, the termites get into the bulldozer and climb underneath your clothes. You jump out of the bulldozer and run away to find a shower (and a doctor).

My hill!

I toss you a music player to listen to some music - It's rickroll - you faint and a hospital picks you up

the strength of the rickroll was such that eventually, it hit you as well, like a curse... it drives you crazy, so that you run off the hill. I casually walk in with earplugs in to dispose of the rickrollness, and claim the hill.

My Hill...

your earplugs prevent you from hearing me sneak up on you and bump you off the hill. My hill!